This is a Mandatory Cocktail We Cant Figure Out

It’s been 6 weeks since the Affordable Care Act (or ObamaCare) was initiated on Oct. 1st, and let’s face it- the rollout wasn’t too smooth. With a constantly crashing website and Americans receiving cancellation notices from their insurers for not meeting all the requirements of the new law, President Obama addressed the nation yesterday with an amendment to the law that will continue his project to build a better healthcare system for everybody. We’ll drink to that.

Our goal was to create a unique cocktail inspired by ObamaCare but as you can see, we have yet to figure out how to make this cocktail work. Unfortunately, millions of dollars were spent working in the mixology lab on a formula for this delicious cocktail but it looks as though we fell short of our originally intended expectations. So far, all we have is this glass and we also cannot figure out how to keep the liquid inside.

As you can see, this is still a work in progress as it is an extremely complex cocktail. Once we figure this out, we will of course make it mandatory for you to try and like. If you do not like this cocktail, we will fine you via email.